We’re offering £1,000,000 to the person who finds the chicken that laid these incredible Fizzy Easter Eggs.
- Last seen: March 31st 2013
- Wanted for: Committing a murder most fowl. Unlawful poaching. Laying over-sized and delicious Cherryade, Orangeade and evenLemonade-flavoured Easter eggs
- Known associates: The Carbonated Cockerel, the Red Bull
- Approach with extreme caution: This creature clearly has volatile and powerful reproductive organs.
If you have any information concerning the whereabouts of this phenomenal beast, please contact your local police station or the nearest British Embassy or Consulate.