PATRICK BATEMAN BUSINESS CARD HOLDER

PATRICK BATEMAN BUSINESS CARD HOLDER

NEW CARD CASE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

  • Keep your fragile mask of sanity and your business cards in place
  • Smart stainless steel finish, emblazoned with Silian Rail lettering
  • Comfortably holds 12 of your own mediocre business cards
  • Don’t just stare at it, buy it!

You’re an obsessive perfectionist and you think you’ve finally nailed it. Picked them up from the printers today – bone colouring with lettering they call “Silian Rail.”

It’s very cool but it’s nothing. It’s no Eggshell with Romalian type, and you evidently hadn’t even considered using raised lettering, Pale Nimbus, white. Is something wrong? You’re sweating.

Someone else will always have a better business card. And if that mere notion makes you want to listen to Huey Lewis and the News, stick on a raincoat and start axing some prostitutes then we’ve got just the thing.

Keep your fragile mask of sanity firmly in place as well as your mediocre business cards with the Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder.




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